While founded in 1965, the American Mustache Institute (AMI) first entered the public consciousness in 2006, exploding onto the scene in a cloud of rugged good looks at a time when facial hair was deemed unacceptable in broader social and professional circles. Over the past decade, AMI's militant advocacy and laser cocksmanship changed the way sexually dynamic mammals perceive and accept mustaches, beards and goatees -- and the impact has dramatically enhanced rugged good looks on a global scale while ushering facial hair into popular prominence to the point where douchebags like Ryan Seacrest and Joe Buck now wear beards.
Thus, on Aug. 6, 2016 in downtown St. Louis, in the shadow of the world's largest mustache -- the Gateway Arch -- AMI will lead a "Decade of Mustache" celebration featuring a parade through downtown St. Louis and a musical performance by The Flavor Savers at St. Louis Ballpark Village leading up to the St. Louis Cardinals game vs. the Atlanta Braves where AMI chief executive Dr. Adam Causgrove will throw out the first pitch.
To commemorate, AMI will hold a "Decade of Mustache" celebration on Aug. 6 beginning at 2pm in downtown St. Louis. The day's events include:
- 2 pm: Deeply heartfelt and meaningful fireside chat by Dr. Adam Causgrove at St. Louis' Tiny Bar at 1008 Locust Street, with FREE BEER provided by Schlafly Beer.
- 2:45 pm: Led by the brass players of St. Louis funk band Hazard to ya Booty, a parade featuring high kicking, fist-pumping and karate chops from Tiny Bar to St. Louis Ballpark Village.
- 4:00 pm: Sexually dynamic performance by The Flavor Savors at the outdoor stage at St. Louis Ballpark Village.
- 6:15 pm: AMI chief executive Dr. Adam Causgrove throws out first pitch at St. Louis Cardinals vs. Atlanta Braves game in Busch Stadium. Tickets can be purchased on the Bud Brewhouse deck to watch the game from Ballpark Village at this link: http://purchase.tickets.com/buy/MLBEventInfo?agency=MLB&pid=8141178&tfl=St._Louis_Cardinals-Tickets-Single_Game_Tickets-na-x0
For more sexually dynamic information, email info@AmericanMustacheInstitute.org, call 877-STACHE-1 or visit our website here: http://www.americanmustacheinstitute.org/2016/05/amis-decade-of-mustache-celebration-set-for-august-6-in-st.-louis/
A block of hotel rooms has been arranged at The Cheshire St. Louis under the "American Mustache Institute." Reservations can be made here: http://bookings.ihotelier.com/bookings.jsp?groupID=1646009&hotelID=98391